"I can always count on D.J. to deliver the goods. He is always in the pulpit early, knows his lines without any hesitation, and always brings life to any Bible character. D.J. is a D.S.'s dream come true!" - Graham Wellington, District Superintendent

"'Z' is the easiest preacher I have ever worked with. He is very aware of how he figures into the big picture. He doesn't try to steal the scene but always does!" - A. G. Smith, Lay Leader

"Pastor Dave is a real gem. He can preach any pericope I throw his way. He always taps right into the tone and inner workings of every biblical character he discusses. I expect him to do great things every Sunday!  Occasionally, he comes through!" - Shelby Mustang, Parishioner

"I assure you, Brother Zeke will be a household name any day now (unless he retires first). He's a promising preacher!"                           - C.A. Dillac, Seminary Professor

Brother Zeke is such a liar.  None of these references are real.  He fabricated every one of them."                                  - Rev. David J. Zuchelli, BS, MDiv, CBA, EIEIO